Wednesday, September 20, 2017

More on Boobs


Originally posted Nov 10, 2012

After all these years, I have come to the realization that smaller boobs are better.  You look better in your clothes and if you look around at all the little old ladies out there, the ones that look the best in their clothes and look younger, are the ones with the little boobs. Big boobs make a woman look matronly before her time.

Then you have these women, now days who go out and spend good money on...bigger breasts. I don't know, I guess I was born just too dog-gone practical, but someone that has that kind of money... it seems a shame that they couldn't do something more humanitarian rather than, spending money to have men look at you - seems rather ostentatious.  Come on,  give the men in your life, a gun to fondle or a football. Alright, so some of them may be in show-business. I get that.  It's a business write-off.   And they can insure them.  Okay.

When you're talking to a man, whether he be a young man or an older gent - they do not look you in the eyes.  And the thing is, I am a legal senior citizen! (58) And they still look.  How sick is THAT? 

Big boobs make you sweat.  During menopause, it's bad enough you are having hot flashes - but for those who are big-breasted are also endowed with abundant sweat.  Sorry ladies, the hot flashes will eventually diminish but you're still going to be, stuck on Hot.  I have to wear cotton to feel cool and comfortable.  Polyesters and crepe materials make me sweat more.  Today's styles consist of too many blends and not enough absorbent, cool cottons.  

Cleavage.  It always shows, unless you wear a turtleneck.  I am a Nanny and I try to dress comfortable and modest since the Dad works out of the home.  That limits me even more on what to wear.  And then there are the little children throughout the years in my care, whose mothers breast-feed their little sibling - and who are as brutally honest as they can be -  inquisitive and innocent - and always at an inappropriate time.

Well I think I have finally gotten all of this OFF MY CHEST once and for all. I am reminded of a breast exercise we used to do in high school directed by our lesbian gym teachers chanting,

"We must, we must we must improve our bust...for fear, for fear, the boys they won't come near." 

I thought the women's movement of my day, would of eliminated such silliness over a body part.

NOTE: After someone made the comment on Dolly Parton and breast augmentation surgery. I could not find if that was true or not. If anything, I found that while her endowment was heavenly blessed, she did add to her bust-line. As recent as last year, Jan 2012 - she revealed a tattoo of a flower, nestled between her big sweaty boobs, and with that I REST MY CASE.

what is that????  It looks vulgar.


   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2084554/Dolly-Parton-reveals-new-flower-tattoo-nestled-bosom-Joyful-Noise-premiere.html

6 comments:

  1. I admire a nice breast and am not ashamed of it.

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  2. Early feminists rejoiced in getting rid of their bras. Now Victoria's Secret does a huge business with slinky underthings. I buy from them because they also have plenty of sensible, comfortable cotton bras and panties, and online, they sell larger sizes and have good clearance sales. I used to know someone who bought boobs. She said she did it to improve her self-esteem. I guess I'm supposed to have a lot of self-esteem because of my boobs, but I hate them, even though I joke about my "bodacious ta-tas."

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I've never bought from Victoria Secret, because of their ads which is basically soft porn. I'll just leave i. at that.

      Early feminists- also believed that women shouldn't subject themselves to sexual stereotypes - and I agree with that. They confuse me. Now you can be both a feminist and a porn star. Go figure.

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  3. Having an ample bosom, I have always, I mean always liked how neat and tidy small breasted women can look with a shirt tucked into their skirt or pants. I always had to do some straightening.

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    1. I'm with you there! That's why, I believe small breasted women, just look better in their clothing. Even if they have to wear a push up bra!

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Comments are good - I admit, sometimes I don't respond back, in time for a dialog. I bad! I will TRY and do better. Thanks for understanding.

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