Monday, June 19, 2017
Big dog owners versus small dog owners
What is it, with small dog owners (not all of them) when they walk their little pooches, they never pick up the poop???? Is it because it is really small and it just composts back into the ground?
Sure their little dogs are adorable, but their poop is not. At least I don't think so!
See, big dog people can't get away with that! People see you walking your big dog, and they give you the evil eye and watch you out their window. Some of us are lugging around these huge bags of dog poop and these little dog people, just walk on by, leaving the itty bitty deposit on the lawn. Grrrrrrr.
I had this one little old lady, we used to call the "Kleenex Lady." She had a little old dog and it always pooped on the sidewalk. (a little dog trait) She would pick it up with her kleenex and then throw it into the gutter. The gutter drains into our creeks and streams. Not to mention, what a mess it would make. I went out several times and told her NOT to do that and she acted as if, she couldn't hear or was having a hard attack. So she continued to do it - right in front of my house and I had to give up. Then one day, she wasn't there - and the next day...and the next. She or the dog either died or moved away. PROBLEM SOLVED.
When my 3 little boys were running across the beautiful green grass at the park, they would ALWAYS step in "little dog poop" because they couldn't see it. At least with BIG DOG poop, you can see it, smell it, and there are usually flies.
Having had to clean the dog crap off my boy's shoes, NEVER underestimate the potency and staying power of "little dog poop".
BIG dogs rarely poop on the sidewalk. If they do, they probably have worms or they are old. Okay I admit, they like to pick out the most beautifully manicured lawn and squat - and almost always, the owner of the home, drives up RIGHT WHEN your dog is doing their deed. You feel guilty and for what? You know you will pick it up but the neighbor doesn't. They keep watching you. It's nerve racking!
At the DOG PARK
We have the BIG DOG side and the little dog side. Big dogs play rough. Little dogs play rough. But combine them together and a little dog will get hurt and a little dog owner gets mad. It really bugs me when they come into the big dog yard and expect the BIG DOGS to behave. They do it all the time. BIG dog owners are always apologizing for their big dogs, being big dogs, whereas little dog owners NEVER apologize when their little snippy yapper, bites a big dog. They think it's cute.
Whew! Felt good getting all of that off my chest.
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