After all these years, I have come to the realization that smaller boobs are better. You look better in your clothes and if you look around at all the little old ladies out there, the ones that look the best in their clothes and look younger, are the ones with the little boobs. Big boobs make a woman look matronly before her time.
Then you have these women, now days who go out and spend good money on...bigger breasts. I don't know, I guess I was born just too dog-gone practical, but someone that has that kind of money... it seems a shame that they couldn't do something more humanitarian rather than, spending money to have men look at you - seems rather ostentatious. Come on, give the men in your life, a gun to fondle or a football. Alright, so some of them may be in show-business. I get that. It's a business write-off. And they can insure them. Okay.
When you're talking to a man, whether he be a young man or an older gent - they do not look you in the eyes. And the thing is, I am a legal senior citizen! (58) And they still look. How sick is THAT?
Big boobs make you sweat. During menopause, it's bad enough you are having hot flashes - but for those who are big-breasted are also endowed with abundant sweat. Sorry ladies, the hot flashes will eventually diminish but you're still going to be, stuck on Hot. I have to wear cotton to feel cool and comfortable. Polyesters and crepe materials make me sweat more. Today's styles consist of too many blends and not enough absorbent, cool cottons.
Cleavage. It always shows, unless you wear a turtleneck. I am a Nanny and I try to dress comfortable and modest since the Dad works out of the home. That limits me even more on what to wear. And then there are the little children throughout the years in my care, whose mothers breast-feed their little sibling - and who are as brutally honest as they can be - inquisitive and innocent - and always at an inappropriate time.
Well I think I have finally gotten all of this OFF MY CHEST once and for all. I am reminded of a breast exercise we used to do in high school directed by our lesbian gym teachers chanting,
"We must, we must we must improve our bust...for fear, for fear, the boys they won't come near."
I thought the women's movement of my day, would of eliminated such silliness over a body part.
NOTE: After someone made the comment on Dolly Parton and breast augmentation surgery. I could not find if that was true or not. If anything, I found that while her endowment was heavenly blessed, she did add to her bust-line. As recent as last year, Jan 2012 - she revealed a tattoo of a flower, nestled between her big sweaty boobs, and with that I REST MY CASE.
|what is that???? It looks vulgar.|